Screen Actor's Guild Awards 2020

While not the biggest awards show of the season, the SAG awards are one of my favorites. There

are only acting categories (no boring ones like sound editing), the speeches are always heartfelt, and the actors vote for each other. That being said there was some great fashion on the red  carpet. And of course, some tragedies as well.

 
 Jennifer Aniston in Vintage Dior by John Galliano
This dress is peak Galliano perfection. The man knows how to do a bias cut. The fit is flawless, and I saw on her Instagram that she lay down in her car to avoid dreaded wrinkles, which I truly appreciate. Wrinkles on the red carpet can ruin a good dress. My only critique is that her nipples are so prominent! During her speech I couldn't look away from them. Her very visibly displayed nips made regular appearances on Friends, and she was once asked about it in an interview. She said something along the lines of "I guess it's just my nipples, I mean I was wearing bras." So I do feel a little bad, if it's just how her nipples are. That being said, has her stylist never heard of nipple covers??!! I always thought that was one of the mandatory things to have in a stylist kit! Otherwise, flawless.




Elizabeth Moss in Monique Lhullier

The balloon sleeve gone wrong. It can be a tricky trend to pull off, but my advice would be that if your sleeve is voluminous, then your skirt should not me. Also, the waistline makes it appear as though her boobs are sitting somewhere around her bellybutton. Overall, terrible. 


 
 Scarlett Johansson in Armani Prive

I love this gown. Armani Prive almost always nails it on the red carpet, and this look is no exception. I am getting strong mermaid vibes, and I am here for it.The heavy, high shine fabric gives it almost the look of leather, which is really cool. I love the earrings and the red lipstick too.








 


Jennifer Lopez in Georges Hobeika

This gown is even more stunning from the back, so I had to show that too. She definitely has redeemed herself after the Christmas present bow disaster that occurred at the Golden Globes. The only thing that I don't like about this look is her hair. The two perfect tendrils framing her face are giving me 1998 prom vibes in the worst possible way. I would be worse if they were curled, but I still don't love it.





Zoe Kravitz in Oscar de la Renta

The poor Mr. de la Renta is probably rolling over in his grave. This is so hideous. It looks like something a pageant queen in the 1960s would wear. Taking inspiration from past decades can be a great idea, but this interpretation is far too literal. The colour is that particular shade of peach favoured by brides who want to punish their bridesmaids love so much. The most offensive part of this ensemble though is the gloves. There is truly no excuse.






Millie Bobby Brown in Louis Vuitton

We saw a lot of the dress over pants look on last year's red carpets, so this is nothing new. I still love it, though, or I would if this girl was 40. She has aged herself by approximately 100 years. Way too much makeup and this outfit, while beautiful, would be better suited to Glenn Close. Most of these Hollywood stars are pumping themselves full of so much Botox and fillers, desperately trying to stop the clock, while Millie here has gone another route. Maybe she has her sights set on playing Queen Elizabeth in season 8 of The Crown, and is trying to look old enough. 





Sophie Turner in Louis Vuitton

 I was surprised to find out that this was Louis Vuitton, as I get more Versace vibes from this dress. I love the eighties influence with the bustier top and the massive belt. I get sort of a futuristic Barbie-Dynasty feeling from this and I like it.








Reese Witherspoon in Celine

Reese Witherspoon usually plays it pretty safe on the red carpet, so for her this is a bit more edgy, which I like. The pattern of the sequins gives almost a chain mail effect, which is really cool. My only criticism is that I do not like her hair at all. It looks too stiff and slicked. 




Margot Robbie in Chanel

She appears to have gotten the SAG Awards confused with Robbie Burns Day. This is so so so terrible. There is way too much going on here with the plaid, the belt, the necklaces and the tiered skirt. She is such a beautiful woman, so to me she wasted an opportunity to look amazing. 

77th Annual Golden Globe Awards

Awards season is upon us yet again! The first show of the season was even earlier than usual, I was still recovering from the flurry of Christmas, New Year's and getting back to a regular work schedule. I am sorry to say that the red carpet at the Golden Globes produced more misses than hits this year, and even more disappointingly, a lot of yawns. Read on for my critiques of the red carpet looks.









Jennifer Lopez in Valentino

The Christmas present jokes to made here are just too easy. I mean, wearing a giant white dress, with an even more giant green and gold bow stuck right on the front two weeks after Christmas is just asking for it. She normally looks abnormally good, but this dress is something that looks like it was make in Santa's workshop or the gift wrapping department of a very high end store. The hair and makeup were also not good. I think this could be one of the first times I have said this about the incredible ageless J Lo. The giant pile of braids plopped on her head looks like something from a cheap wig shop, and the makeup contouring is getting out of control, especially on her forehead.



Beyonce in Schiaparelli

Now this is a sleeeeeeve! The giant sleeve is having a moment, the likes of which we haven't seen since the days of Marie Antoinette and I am here for it. I love this over the top, golden, gravity defying shoulder pouf juxtaposed with the sleek and simple black dress. I would prefer a bit less boob, and those gloves are a bit weird (I didn't see her wearing these at the actual ceremony, so maybe she was just trying them out?), but otherwise a win.







Gwenyth Paltrow in Fendi

This is one of the worst looks of the night. It's the most hideous shade of brown that could be found, and it's completely see through, but I think what I dislike the most is that I don't know where to look! Way too much is happening here, from the balloon sleeve, to the high neck, the massive tiered ruffly skirt, the bra and undies combo underneath, and then also underneath, an enormous diamond necklace!!! Why would you hide the only nice thing about your whole outfit??!!








Jennifer Aniston in Dior

Jennifer Aniston always does classic and chic so well, and she not disappoint here. This ballgown style is a little different for her, as she usually goes for something sleek. I love the tiny belt and the "crumb catcher" neckline. I also like that she left her hair in her signature beachy waves, keeping the look more modern.









 Charlize Theron in Dior
While Charlize is clearly stunning, her dress is not. It could have been without the stupid bustier thing sticking out, or the very dated looking draped fabric off the shoulder. The colour is gorgeous and very unexpected, but the black accents ruined this whole thing for me.







Kerry Washington in Altuzzara



This is bordering on vulgar to me. I mean, maybe this type of look could be pulled off by an edgy pop star at the Grammys, but even that might be a stretch. Body chains bring back memories of this woman I saw once, fifty-ish, belly shirt, booty shorts, thigh high boots, and a rhinestone body chain spelling out the word SLAVE. I am not making this up, so you can understand my aversion to body chains. Looking back now, I wonder if maybe I should have tried to help this woman...Body chain aside though, the skirt is terrible, it doesn't even fit her correctly with all the bunching. The jacket is very nice, but it doesn't work with the skirt. Overall, not a good look.








Renee Zellweger in Armani

The new face she bought herself a few years ago has been discussed enough, so here I will focus on her stunning red carpet look. I love this gorgeous gown, from the beautiful powder blue shade, to the neckline, the crystal detailing, and the matching shoes. This is thing to wear when you're nominated, classic and modern at the same time. A Golden Globe winner and a winner on the red carpet!



 

 Michelle Williams in Louis Vuitton

Worst dressed list. One of the unfortunate things about being the face of a brand, like she is, is that you are usually contractually obligated to wear them on the red carpet. Certain brands do not do red carpet gowns well, and Louis Vuitton, in my opinion is one of them. This looks like she tied up some old bed sheets, grabbed the fake flower from the bedside table stuck it on her shoulder and called it a day. The blue flower thing is so strange to me, I don't get it.










Glenn Close in Armani

I love this look. Tuxedos were a big trend on the red carpet this year for the ladies, and I love that she opted for a navy velvet dress version. This woman looks amazing, as usual.





Zoey Deutch in Fendi

One of my favorite looks of the night! I love the yellow contrasted with the blue jewels, the balloon sleeve trend here is on point, this is tailored to perfection, AND, newsflash: this is a jumpsuit! The very simple hair and makeup is an excellent choice with this more over the top ensemble. Perfection.



 

 Lucy Boynton in Louis Vuitton
Another PSA to avoid Louis Vuitton on the red carpet. Combining styles from the19th century with a space age looking fabric is ill advised. This is so so so bad, I really don't even know what else to say. The clunky shoes and bad hair and makeup are not helping either.





 

Priyanka Chopra in Prada

I love the Old Hollywood glamour vibes she is giving us. The bubblegum pink is a bit unexpected for such a timeless silhouette, and I love it. Pink was all over the red carpets last year, but this year she  stood out as not as many others were wearing it, and certainly nobody else wore it better. Thank you, Priyanka, pink will never die!



 

 
Joey King in Iris van Herpen

 While I don't hate this, I don't love it either. It's very weird, and I have to commend her for wearing something so strange and different on the red carpet. That being said, all I can see is this:



If you read my blog last year, you will know that I love a good nudibranch meme.



 

 Cate Blanchett in Mary Katrantzou

Ahh, Cate the Great never disappoints. Always walking the line between high fashion weird, and stunningly beautiful. She is managing to work so many trends here all at once: pleats, statement sleeves, tiered skirt, and lingerie as clothing. Somehow she makes it all work. On anyone else this could have easily been a total mess, but Cate always comes to slay.